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October 6, 2026

Three Haiku

L Scully

HETEROSEXUALITY

IVF got you

an owlet. He stole lemons,

which he colored pink.

 

 

 

WE’RE IN JAPAN AND IT’S COMING

Plaster schnauzer guards

heterosexual chat.

Hot plum medicine.

 

 

 

ALL THESE YEARS LATER

Your mountain of cock

irks me. Rotisserie chick-

en covered in hair.