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October 22, 2024

99 ways to say i love you while texting with one hand

Zoe Reay-Ellers

  1. hi
  2. gm
  3. hru
  4. <3
  5. x
  6. xo
  7. ily
  8. imy
  9. wya
  10. wyd
  11. bsafe
  12. pretty
  13. lovely
  14. partner
  15. “roommate”
  16. babe
  17. hon
  18. honey
  19. gremlin
  20. bozo
  21. weirdo
  22. loser
  23. shawty
  24. sweetie
  25. sunshine
  26. sugar
  27. chou
  28. love
  29. ofc
  30. always
  31. moon&back
  32. more
  33. more
  34. more
  35. most
  36. most^2
  37. shuddup
  38. come
  39. here
  40. press
  41. your
  42. warm
  43. forehead
  44. against
  45. my
  46. chest
  47. feel
  48. it
  49. hum
  50. thrum
  51. thump
  52. feel
  53. me
  54. let
  55. me
  56. put
  57. my
  58. hand
  59. below
  60. your
  61. left
  62. side
  63. jawline
  64. find
  65. your
  66. pulse
  67. too
  68. and
  69. stay
  70. like
  71. that
  72. until
  73. we’re
  74. just
  75. heartbeat
  76. feedback
  77. looping
  78. just
  79. a
  80. beautifully
  81. complete
  82. machine
  83. of
  84. aortas
  85. and
  86. veins
  87. and
  88. skin
  89. and
  90. soft
  91. leg
  92. hair
  93. that
  94. sits
  95. and
  96. does
  97. nothing
  98. except
  99. exist

Zoe Reay-Ellers is the proud EIC of the best dish soap-themed mag worldwide and owns 20 plants. You can find her on twitter @zreayellers. She thinks you should text someone you're in love with at least one of the message examples in her poem (bonus points if you do it one-handed). If you have another 20 seconds and want to read more straight fire, she recommends: "Why You Should be the Drum Major in a Collegiate Marching Band" by Ella Wisniewski