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July 28, 2025

Anybody Got the Macros on Transubstantiation

T.M. Boone

God is a carbohydrate

in a ketone-obsessed culture

where the only flesh we yearn to consume is our own

pounds and pounds and pounds of it.

T.M. Boone is a writer in Vermont. If he had to proselytize anything, it would be the holiness of homemade pasta. He is on X @tmboone21 and Bluesky @tomboone.bsky.social