Check the box if you are not a robot.
Click each image containing a fire truck.
If you are not a robot, explain why fire trucks fascinate and terrify children in equal measure.
State the fantasies you associate with a fire station pole.
If you are not a robot, find eight words that rhyme with pole, including, at minimum, two animals.
Name a gaffe that woke you at 2am with throat-pulsing shame.
If you are not a robot, what did it feel like to get stuck at mole and vole?
Identify your favorite fabric to worry between your thumb and pointer finger.
If you are not a robot, share your existential terror.
What haven’t you forgiven your mother for?
Good god, what a terrible thing to call a child.
If you are not a robot, please stop crying.
Look, okay? Lightning round! C3PO or R2D2? Wall-E or Eva? Optimus Prime or Bumblebee?
If you are not a robot, it’s okay to wish you were.