I woke up, dead. I dead, woke up. I woke up the dead. I woke up and you, dead, woke up. No, I woke up, and you, dead, did not. You, dead, did not roll over to sock me in the shoulder until I turned off the alarm. I, not dead, snoozed my alarm until I was late to work. I woke up dead and you did not wake and at the table I sat, dead, eating a fried egg and egging on the brain fried online. Up, up here, not dead, I am down for anything today. Strangers making eye contact, I can do that. Elevator’s full of people with elbows that jab into my ribs, I can do that. I can do not dead things. I sat at the table and you, dead, sat across from me. You looked wrong, your head lolling to the side. You are up to something, I know that. I know you are trying to surprise me. Dead, you are. I am. I read a book when I was a kid and failed grammar class. Eats, Shoots, and Leaves. Punctuation matters. Punctuation changes how a life is described. I try to write a sentence that will bring you back, but I can’t. I want to wake you up, wake up, wake up the dead, but instead my days are punctuated with remembering.
L. Andrew Huffman is a fried egg eater and elevator avoider who writes and teaches in Central Pennsylvania, where they take long walks in the woods with their spouse and their dog, Leroy. They were once on most social media, but times have changed.
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