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May 12, 2024

If Heaven Is Real And The Number Of People Is Finite

Luke Strathmann

I bet there’s a huge fucking party
When the last person arrives

Luke Strathmann is an NYC-based writer and comedian who likes to write poems to companies in hopes that they'll send him free stuff (e.g., Spindrift; Darn Tough Socks; JetBlue; Kerrygold Butter). 💀. See more at: lukestrathmann.com/writing.

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