i will lose my goddamn mind. no, he doesn’t live on the boardwalk. no, he doesn’t come to asbury park every day. no, i haven’t seen him sauntering up to the stone pony bar. no, he never gave me his parking spot on a crowded saturday night. no, he never grabbed a lemonade from the stand directly dead center on the promenade. and no, i’ve only seen him once at the wonder bar. fuck. yeah, okay. sit down, then. so it was a wild friday night.