1. In the original Zoo Tycoon, penguins would kill any animal that came into their enclosure.^1,2


2. If you get tired of your kids in Stardew Valley, you can turn them into doves.^2,3,4


3. Pregnant people in The Sims 4 are essentially immortal. ^2,5,6


4. You can “accidentally” kill Nancy Drew in most of her original games. ^2,7,8


5. There are multiple ways to get yourself infinitely stuck in Portal.^4,9

¹Including predators such as lions, tigers, bears, and T. Rexes. (Dorothy would shit herself.)
²Do not ask me how I know this.
³Neither your children nor doves will grow up.
⁴I can only think of a few ways to do this in real life.
⁵Many players exploit this fact and force their pregnant Sims to perform high-risk electrical work.
⁶They cannot jog, but they can do backflips on jet skis mere hours before giving birth.
⁷It turns out that the only mystery she cannot solve is death.
⁸Her most iconic deaths include getting eaten alive by a giant carnivorous plant, being split in half by a clock tower’s pendulum, and getting crushed in a garbage compactor. (All of these deaths occur in games rated E for Everyone.)
⁹Just like in real life, this can be solved by a hard reset.