There’s this straight boy I work with at the burger joint,

Jason, who likes to walk around naked at parties

 

and generally, I guess, as there are pictures of him

on Facebook hanging nude at the lake.

 

I went to his place for drinks last night and

sometime after midnight he hopped in the shower

 

while Evan, this boy who likes to take drunk showers,

was already soaping his thighs and belting Toto’s “Africa.”

 

Jason didn’t even throw on boxers after, just stood around

playing naked video games and taking shots.

 

Too shy to ask how small their stall is, how

they wouldn’t have been able to avoid rubbing up,

 

all I could do was watch his ass when Evan grabbed

it quick and let go, its subtle, no-clenching bounce,

 

a lesson in gravity—for all of us!—just

the way you taught it, squeezing some new bro’s

 

in the Broke Straight Boys scene now

tumbling through the blogosphere as a gif.

 

Oh, how I love to learn!