close your eyes
draw a spiral until someone
tells you to stop
count the lines
(that's your number)
starting with M (for mansion)
go around the page
until you get to your number
cross off that item
keep going around and
skip crossed off items
circle your final choices
your life awaits you
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WHO WILL YOU MARRY? the one who cheated the one who saved you the one who cried the first time you did it the one you'll always love |
WHERE WILL YOU LIVE? Missouri at the edge of the earth Los Angeles Florida (for tax purposes) |
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WHAT'S YOUR CAREER? the family business influencer what you always wanted nothing like you thought it would be |
AND YOUR SALARY? not enough scraping by overpaid rich af |
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HOW MANY CHILDREN? as many as it takes more than you planned for it's just not the right time two (plates are sold in sets of 4 for a reason) |
HOW MANY DIVORCES? none so far five eat pray love nothing lasts forever |
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YOUR PROUDEST finishing the marathon (6 years ago) [ ] can burp the alphabet (backwards!) survived a bear attack (featured in the local paper) |
something is in your teeth but nobody tells you not living up to someone else's idea of you panty lines n/a |
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lady gaga in a star is born god "stressed spelled backwards is desserts" pittsburgh steelers |
HOW WILL YOU DIE? too soon slowly publicly alone/misunderstood |
