Let’s get down some length requirements. The shorts should not be too long otherwise we’d be doing pants, and our job is to do shorts. Also, if they are too short they would be underwear. Once we put pockets and zippers on them they would not be underwear anyway but we’re not there yet. For now just not too long and not too short. Ok, back to pockets and zippers. There will be pockets, we want pockets. Two pockets on the upper sides like standard pockets there. Let’s make them so an entire hand can fit inside. I’m also thinking we’ll do a small little hidden mesh pocket inside one of the main pockets where you just put your finger in it when your hand is in the bigger pocket. This tiny pocket is only meant for that, for putting your finger into it as like a game. Nothing else can go in this pocket. For zippers we’re not going to do a front zipper like for cinching up the waist because we’re going elastic band waist on these but we’re not to the waist yet, we’ll get there just hold on. So for zippers we’ll do one of these on the back pocket, like the butt pocket. Nobody will use it but it’s fine. So yeah, elastic waist because that’s the easiest waist for on and off and we’ll go drawstring too. Again, nobody will use this, nobody will tie the drawstring ever since the elastic waist makes it so you can find a size that fits no problem. Like the elastic waist of a large size could pretty much fit a cat or something small like that, so you’ll never need to tie up the drawstring, but you know what? I just thought of this. The drawstring is kind of a nice emergency plan if for some reason the elastic becomes no good. That never happens but maybe on like the tag of the shorts we’ll put that as a feature, like hey includes emergency drawstring in case the elastic becomes no good, we’ve thought of that. So then when people are looking at the tag to be like hey what size is this one they’ll also see the part of the tag that has the features, and that will help them decide to buy the shorts. We can also put on there that we got the zipper on the back pocket for so things don’t fall out, and that your hands can fit in the regular side pockets, and that the shorts are not too long or short or pants or underwear. Those are some good features. We won’t put about the finger pocket inside the other pocket. That will be a surprise feature. Like you get home and put on the shorts and test to see if your hands actually fit in the regular side pockets like the tag said and then whoa hey what’s this little pocket, let me put my finger in it. Just a nice little touch. As for material, we’ll make the shorts like just soft material. I don’t want to do jean shorts I want to just do soft shorts for these ones. We'll put that on the tag too, I just made a note to put that on the tag, that they’re not jean shorts. Alright, I think that should do it. I can't think of anything else these shorts need.
In ancient times shorts like these that we've just designed would have been considered magical and/or pornographic and/or not good. In ancient times having leg coverings that were in between pants and underwear was not in style and/or not good. In ancient times a secret finger mesh pocket would have blown everyone's minds as if witchery, as if nothing was real. We should be proud of what we've accomplished because in ancient times our job would/could have been as a blacksmith or doctor. But blacksmiths back then made weapons and doctors back then sawed off limbs with a saw or hammered stakes into heads for headaches or they sometimes blew smoke into rectums after you drowned.
