1. I said hello to a snail for three days before realizing it was dead.

2. I said, “I can’t believe how wonderful that was,” and you replied, “I don’t fuck everyone like that,” then lied and told me you felt like you were in a dream.

3. I think that if I were to close my eyes and truly concentrate, truly feel life burn behind my eyes, I would hear my mother and father laugh. We would all be laughing.