THIS CAR TRUNK HAS AFFORDED ME SOME MUCH-NEEDED ALONE TIME

 

LET’S PICK UP LUNCH ON OUR WAY TO A REMOTE LOCATION

 

I CAN CONFIRM I AM AS WEAK AS I APPEAR

 

NO ONE WILL NOTICE I'M GONE FOR WEEKS

 

I'D BE HAPPY TO LOOK UP WHICH THERAPISTS TAKE YOUR INSURANCE

 

THANKS FOR SATISFYING MY CURIOSITY ABOUT GAGS

 

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME PLEASE GO SLOW AND BE KIND TO YOURSELF

 

I'VE HEARD THE CADAVER SNIFFING DOGS ARE SURPRISINGLY CUDDLY

 

THIS BLINDFOLD IS SO SILKY AGAINST MY SKIN

 

SORRY ABOUT THE BLOOD CAN I SUGGEST A FEW GOOD CLEANING PRODUCTS

 

I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM BUT YOU NEVER REALLY POST ANYTHING THAT INTERESTS ME

 

I'VE BEEN ON WORSE FIRST DATES

 

YOU REALLY PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO DIGGING THAT HOLE

 

THEY PROBABLY WILL NOT OFFER A REWARD

 

A LOT OF US GREW UP IN DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES

 

YOU'RE RIGHT NO ONE WILL EVER THINK TO LOOK HERE

 

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PARTICIPATE MORE IN THE TRUE CRIME GENRE

 

I HAVE A COUPLE CHILDREN AT HOME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED