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December 11, 2021

Two Rebuttals

Jill Spradley

A Rebuttal from the Placenta in Live’s 1996 Hit “Lightning Crashes” Who Allegedly “Falls” to the Floor

You morons I was pushed
For nine months I was a house 
Houses don’t fall, they are forced—
by pelvis, scream, fault line
(or yes perhaps even lightning)
Ok now I’m madder than ever
Now I’m on the floor
I can feel it


A Retelling of Noah and the Ark from the Perspective of the Two Termites Chosen to Board the Vessel

“Oh hell yes.”