Dad, watch me. Watch me, Dad. Watch! Watch me touch my toes. Dad, watch. Dad, are you watching? Dad! Dad, watch I can go down the slide. Weeee!!! Did you see me? I can climb across the monkey bars. And I know my ABCs. Watch, Dad. Dad! Watch me. Are you watching? Watch me ride my bike. Watch me dunk my head under water. Watch me. Dad. Dad! Look at me, I can ride without training wheels. I didn't even fall over. I can stop all on my own too. Dad. Dad. Dad! Watch me. Watch me tie my shoes. Just put one loop here, the other there, and pull tight. Easy! Watch me, Dad! Did you see me hit the baseball off the tee? Dad, I can ride my bike with no hands. Look Dad, I can tread water. Look, I can hold my hands above the water while I tread water. Dad, put your arms like this. Now move your hips like this; that’s called The Floss. Dad, did you see my home run? Dad. Dad, count as I hold my breath under water. How long did I stay under? Hey, Dad, check this out, it’s the Griddy. No, Dad, don’t try doing it. Dad! You’re embarrassing me! Dad, watch this cannonball. Dad, just park in the school parking lot, then look for me at the entrance. God, please don’t come in! Did you see my homerun? Did you hear my trumpet solo? Dad, did you see the principal trip and almost drop my diploma? Did you see my text message? Dad, did you see I tagged you in the wedding photos? Dad, did you see my son looks just like you? Same eyes, same hair. Watch this video of his first steps. Dad, can you see me? Dad? Dad?