Welcome to high-school friendships
Where all the expenses and bruises are
Forgiven because memories are
Priceless

 

1 message from a mutual friend:
(To inform me that you'd passed)

$0.00

1 message from a closer mutual friend:
(To inform me that you'd passed)

$0.00

6 friend requests from old mutual friends
(Because death brings everyone closer)

$0.00

1 night spent laying awake in bed
(Wondering when you'd declare the joke is dead)

$0.00

1 TV show finale bonded to your memory
(Would I have always cried when Q said goodbye?)

$0.00

3 months spent barely writing
(All I could think about was all the days I didn't message you)

$0.00

1 informal memorial service
(That I couldn't attend from across the country)

$0.00

 

*Bulk*

Hours spent disassociating
(Hoping in vain it would take away the sadness)

$0.00

Revelations about my other best friends
(I always thought grief was fairly universal)

$0.00

Total:

$You’re still gone.

 

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Terms and conditions apply:

No price may be assigned to memories, whether they result in positive or negative effects.

Each individual is responsible for any resulting grief. It may not be exchanged, fast-tracked, or returned for any reason.

This receipt is good for one person, and one person only. It may not be transferred and can not be altered.