I said that I’ll die before I ever finish “Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror” and I think I’m six pages in. Does the comma go before or after the quotation marks? As seen on this screen — does anyone even remember As Seen On TV? — I didn’t try in case I’d be wrong. Don’t read too into it because I might have done it again. Sometimes, I read Frank O’Hara to understand John Ashbery because he’s, like, Ashbery-adjacent, and I can pretend I understand all the New York School poets.
I once bought a hair curler I saw on TV before watching the full commercial.