had logo

the bulls

the bears

the killer bees

walloped by the massive hand

the human slingshot

human slingshot with roller skates

red rocket between my legs Wile E. Coyote style as I soar over a pond

bungee cord porta potty

rent-a-car demolition derby

swimming with sharks



white knuckling it through an all-nighter for fear of a prank

a random projectile blasted at my nuts


fuck it—the fart mask too


I’d endure it all

to not be in this theater alone

for a group I could call my friends

buddies to embrace

to grow old with

silver-haired on the silver screen

like Johnny Knoxville,


and crew