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Dear Professor Choi,

I must miss class to make it

there. I’m contacting you 

unfortunately. I have been 

exposed to a highly contagious

illness. I keep crying

and I really don’t want to 

do that in public. By the way

trying the blackberry 

Dr. Pepper is not worth potentially 

catching strep throat. I’d like

to inform you. I have attached

proof. Sorry about this

inconvenience. Hey, 

what will you guys be doing 

today? I have an interview. 

I’m kind of just taking

a mental health day. Thank you

for understanding. I hope 

you are having a great

week so far. I feel bad.