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July 27, 2023

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william erickson

A penguin must act in a terrible spy film set in the tropics. It's a tough but tolerable job because of the watery heat and big bucks. On set the director yells insults when the penguin misses a line, and the penguin takes breaks to plunge his beak inside ice-buckets. Back home an orca circles a tiny iceberg waiting and waiting for the movie to end.