– Justin McElroy
curly fries. hot dogs, with or without the bun. brownie bitez. espresso. grease straight from the fryer. worms, gummy or otherwise. the unholy trinity: condoms, lottery tickets, and labubus. the cashier’s phone number. credit card fees. a funnier poem than this one. your grandmother’s comments about your weight. the concept of déjà vu. every poet’s obsession with the moon and grief and the sea. your long-dead Furby. that super expensive Banksy banana (your grandmother is always trying to get you to eat more fruit). the concept of déjà vu. the Wikipedia page for Cars 2. Tom Hanks. the moon. grief. the sea. your grandmother’s last words to you: you’re looking a little chubby, maybe write about vegetables sometime instead of gas station food. or something really weird like olives.