The facts of this case are murky at best so let the record show

the Church was riding the coattails of Saturnalia and

December 25 proxied for the solstice well enough. The water

into wine thing: grandstanding if I ever saw it. Show me

a Capricorn and I’ll show you the guy rowing the boat,

not the spectacle walking on water. I’d also like

to submit into evidence the carpenter to superstar glow

up. It’s textbook Leo—just ask his siblings. Oh,

you haven’t heard of them? Your honor, the state rests.