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March 15, 2021

Ghost Story

Matthew Burnside

One of those Pac-Man ghosts finally escaped the grid and moved to the city. They got a day job and one of those thermoses with a plastic spoon, to scoop out slop on their lunch break. But the slop went straight through the back of their throat, which wasn’t really there, because a ghost isn’t actually corporeal. The moral of this anecdote is even the haunted still crave soup sometimes.